"In the interest of bipartisan peace, we tried only to ask for the necessities," said Senator Dodd (D-Ct), "we are trying to hold Wall Street accountable for as little as possible".
Examples of rejected provisions:
- Every Wall Street office should have a "cuss jar". When any employee cusses, they must put a dollar in the jar. Proceeds go towards repaying the bailout.
- When a C.E.O. makes a poor investment, $1 million of his or her severance package will automatically be donated to the U.S. Government.
- First born children of Financial Company C.E.O.s must be named "Freddie Mac" if the child is a boy, "Fannie Mae" if the child is a girl.
- Fundraising attempts will be made through the publicized fights of Brokers with a recently captured Grizzly Bear to be named "Bear Stearns". Proceeds to go to paying off debt to China.
- Time-outs in the "naughty corner" will be strictly administered if any dissention is heard.
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